[Dennis]: “Alright, listen up! We’re writing a ‘Hello World’ post. It’s simple, elegant, and showcases my perfect… syntax. Now, I’m going to show you how a true professional greets the world: print("Hello, World!"). That’s class.”
[Mac]: “Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up, Dennis. That’s weak. We need some flair! Like, echo 'HELLO, WORLD!' in all caps because it’s more aggressive, you know? You want to dominate the console!”
[Charlie]: “Guys, guys, this is all wrong! You gotta go with ASCII art! Like, draw a cat and then it says ‘Hello World’ or something. I don’t know how to code, but I know cats, man!”
[Dee]: “Why are we even doing this? No one cares about a stupid ‘Hello World’ post! But if we have to, can I just write, ‘Hey, World! It’s Sweet Dee, deal with it!’?”
[Frank]: “I’m throwing some wildcard in here! Forget code, I’m just going to shout it: ‘HELLO WORLD! I’M FRANK REYNOLDS, AND I EAT TRASH!’”
[Charlie]: “You guys are missing the point! It’s all about a message, right? What if we use smoke signals or, like, rats? Train them to spell out ‘Hello World.’ Boom, everyone’s talking about us!”
[Dennis]: “Charlie, we’re writing a blog post, not training rats.”
[Mac]: “No, I like it! This is the kind of out-of-the-box thinking that’ll get us to the top of the cyber game!”
[Dee]: “You’re all idiots.”